Workin' For A Livin'

So Bloggy I am back at the library.  You guessed it. Mama and the books.   There are a bunch of things Mama cannot figure out.  One of which is how to share you.  Don't get worried you will always be safe here, but I would like to share you with pictures and not some automotan  Blogger shpiel on fb.  I just know you can be so much prettier, Bloggy. Juiced up.  But I gotta figure out some blogspot rules or something before that happens.  Rules.  Blech.

Today I did ten push ups but it was like I bent my elbows....eh eh one centimeter.  But still.  I kept thinking is your nose really supposed to get close to the ground?  Cause my schnozzle was way up in the sky where I like it, enjoying steaky treats.  Well, metaphorically.





So apparently your caloric INTAKE must be less than your caloric OUTPUT, Blog, and this is where it gets tricky.  Sounds simple.  Gets tricky. Lots of stuff we do is sitting on our A$$es.  And evidently, like five hundred push ups burns three calories whilst smelling a roast chicken gains you four hundred calories.  Not very nice.

Okay I have to write to my benefactor, Uncle Kenny, to see where I stand with my new computer.

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