Library

So exactly why do they not want my services?   Not sure.  I mean, I can definitely do more than a monkey.  A little more.  Maybe they have too many monkeys?  I hear they are making a come back.  So once again I am here at the library, smelling all of the smells of the public.

I need a passport for id. So I went to the place where they give out passports (called the post office) and turns out I need my birth certificate. Yeah, that guy.  So I emailed Grandma Patsy and hopefully she is on the case.

I was recently introduced to a meatball sub and oh my blog.  I am trying to LOSE weight and the meatball sub is my enemy.  SO now its me against the meatball sub.   He has so much POWER, although I can order him to me at a moment's notice.   Still.  Meatball sub.
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